RATED PG-13

With Valentine's Day coming up, there's a little something every woman wants. Is it roses? Diamonds? Chocolate? Look closer... In the words of my girl Nikka Costa, "Everybody's got their something." In this case, it's a romantic fantasy. It's no secret that Josephine owns her fantasies (few of which have actually happened)... But let's scratch the surface a little deeper and find see what she really wants...

RATED G

   As of yesterday, the world lost a legend. This is my video tribute to her featuring Josephine. Rest in peace, Miss Lansbury!

RATED PG

Autumn is on it's way! A time for pumpkin spice and everything nice... And Josephine's biggest vice...

Oh yes... April is a rainy month, no doubt. Many people relax on rainy days. Josephine has a rather unconventional way of coping with the nasty weather. Watch and see what happens.

Moving into spring yet again. What a joyful feeling. Josephine has a rather unusual comparison to this coming season....

Josephine shows off her "unique" costume from the Met Gala on Sunday. I guess she drew inspiration from me...?

    YEP! I got a haircut. But what does Josephine think? Watch and you'll find out.

Yup.

....And Josephine is already drunk.